which business is gonna be more successful in the philippines, establishing a church or a prostitution house?

Question

im planning to run a business...

i have noticed that most filipino people would support any church here in this country, and would be willing to leave donations and tithes just so to believe that they would somehow be safe by some sort of evil spirit that would come to take them in hell, just look at ELshaddai, Ang dating daan, the cults, the denominations, and i wouldn't be surprised as to why the catholic church is strong in this country for the filipinos are hard-core proud to scream it throughout the world, i wouldn't come into surprise in seeing brother mike velarde riding a HUMVEE with security guards, or the bishop of antipolo basking on with high tech state of the art cars and living in a modernist villa, as a matter of fact i have a friend who have kept on priding that her in-laws are included in a catholic cult based on the US and it is one of the reason why they're rich!, she told me that they have built a church somewhere in cogeo where a santo ninyo imported from europe is situated, they too have cars and trucks which they cater on with priests and members of the clergies,.and she kept on telling everyone that they have traveled to HOLEY sites like the jerusalem,egypt and even on mt.sinai,...

now im jealous,...but as for me, there is no use in envying others success,..for you have to do on something to get on what you want without even criminalizing others,..if you want to achieve something, then work hard for it,..as for my friend,..she only got married to the son of the said rich family, so no wonder she proves herself successful (her attitude is nice),..now as for me,..i don't want to wait or get married to someone that could take me out of these mess,..i want to do something now!,...currently i am planning to establish a church, and due to the reasons that filipinos will believe in almost anything (no wonder harvard university concluded that pinoys are the most gullible) so all i have to do is be creative with speech and bible verses, with scare tactics of end of the world ,eternal fire and brimstone, then i will be big! and the money will come in pouring in no time!

but im also thinking about building brothels that cater to foreigners,.the reason is the demand of men around the world for successful adventure with filipina women, so it come as to no surprise that foreigners just kept on going to this country only for X rated sites, which is also many,..and its as financially big as the religious establishments!,..plus both businesses are exempted from TAX!

what do you think?

which is gonna be more likely to come out, successful?,...i think it can be both, but i can't have them both

Answer 1

It has to be the Church option.

Why?

Even the whores in the PI go to Church. !

2nd reason, a guy can walk in and out of a Brothel with no obligation to spend a centavo.

Ever see a Catholic Priest let ANYONE out of the Church without making a donation?

Yep, in the PI anyway, the most efficient money making business is definitely the Church.

Answer 2

BOTH COULD BE VERY LUCRATIVE but police raids on the Brothels could cause an eventual down turn in customers.

The question is rather funny BUT not as funny as Jay-Jays answer. Imagine, if the Church actually gave things away to help the needy then how come It has a vast treasure trove of Art, jewellery, land, etc.etc? This also applies to the various other denominations and cults.

Answer 3

ok listen, first of all you need capital to start prostitution business unless you are talking about very small/personal/independent escort service which i wont recommend..



when you build a prostitution house, remember to always have standard. Standard in hiring good looking women is a must.



you might also want to cooperate with local doctor and lab to get your prostitutes checked for their STDs once every 2-4 weeks so your clients will have at least this peace of mind while visiting your brothel house and the rate of unsatisfied clients will be very minimal (if they get STD from your prostitution place, things spread out quite easily you know).



bribing cops is another dirty thing that you have to do. that's why you need decent amount of money to start

Answer 4

Well, the best would be established a church and the prostitution house in the same building.

Answer 5

Setting up a sex website featuring you... and indicate on the fineprint that you've already been broken-in by your dad and it's easy for you to take monster cocks in your anus. A lot of deprived old men are out there who'd love to spend a fortune on you for a quick fcuk.

Answer 6

Except that you forgot that churches give away everything to help people who need a helping hand, you seem to have covered everything. Have you thought of starting a church or a liquor store in Mindanao? Either one would give you lots of excitement in your life!

Answer 7

Church and Prostitution in the same building

Answer 8

Iglesia ni Cristo was very successful, maybe you should set up your own

Answer 9

you might as well put up a school for kinder garten . then it will help children to start a good education and too much profit awaits you .

Answer 10

Go to school.

Answer 11

I'm just gonna say, LOL

Answer 12

I didn't read any of that, but a chuch isn't a business