Me ? All I want for Halloween is Tinabeer's soiled panties with the bright yellow line in the crouch. They will make good amulets against my fiends here in this site.
May we, TROLLS and mummies, zombies and witches, werewolves and vampires, dead cowboys and Indians, lifeless Irish men and Mexicans, black cats and voodoo men sing you a Pumpkin carol:
Pumpkin Wonderland (tune: Winter Wonderland)
Screech owls hoot, are you list'ning?
'Neath the moon, all is glist'ning.
A real scary sight, we're happy tonight.
Waitin' in a pumpkin wonderland.
In the streets, we're beggin' for some candy.
We've been waiting for this night all year.
We've tried to embarrass everybody,
And to make a costume filling you with fear.
Later on, while we're eatin'
What we got trick or treatin'.
We'll share all our sacks
Of Halloween snacks,
Waitin' in a pumpkin wonderland.
Happy Halloween Aling Bakekang.